Jul 2010
GINA MARI: A VACATION FOR THE FACE…
Meet Gina Marí, the face goddess! And it doesn’t hurt that she is gorgeous herself – flawless skin, youthful, dewy, and refreshed looking. Sign me up, I want to look just like her. I want my skin to glisten and my face to look like I just returned from holiday.
I have heard about the wonders of Gina Marí forever but never made an appointment because facials were never high on my list. I have sensitive skin and was never excited about spending money on facials and massages. Finally, I was convinced to spend a few hours with Gina and can not believe that I did not succumb
earlier. Her philosophy is simple: skin should breathe and the no make-up look is better. This was announced to me as she vigorously scrubbed the foundation from my face! Many of us feel that make-up is a necessity to cover up unsightly dark spots, melasma, wrinkles, and other imperfections. What she explained to me is that all of those skin conditions can be improved and sometimes resolved by following an individual and custom skin regime thereby removing the need to wear covering make-up at all.
After suffering from adult acne herself, Gina entered this field with the universal hope of wanting to make people feel pretty and good about themselves from the inside out. Gina is confident that her methods can change the current state of the skin for the better. What I loved most was that every technique Gina performed on me was nothing that I had ever experienced in any other spa setting. More, she utilizes techniques that one can not do on their own time at home. Each client’s individual hour and a half appointment is never the same. Instead, Gina urges her clients to visit on a monthly basis so that as the face is changing, new techniques can be used accordingly. While I was in her chair, Gina gave a me a sampling of many of her methods, and I walked out positively glowing. Hopefully, I will bump into some of you when I show up for my second session with Gina.
Each specialized treatment is custom-designed to clients’ individual skincare needs, using progressive methods to erase the physical manifestations of aging and/or the effects of acne. Incorporating the most prestigious skin solutions, including LED photomodulation, Dry and Wet Dermabrasion, Pure Oxygen and more, Gina effectively re-energizes aging and damaged skin by stimulating cellular regeneration from deep within the tissue. The result is hydrated, glowing skin without an ounce of make-up.” www.ginamari.com
Jul 2010
MISS BLONDIE
After much demand, Lifestyle Lemonaid is excited to launch our Dear Miss Blondie column! A weekly column for fans and friends alike to email Miss Blondie your everyday questions. Anything from marriage, sex to personal hygiene – Miss Blondie has the answers. Think Dear Abby for today’s man and woman! So ask away… Email all questions to: info@lifestylelemonaid.com or go to our facebook page and submit questions to Miss Blondie at: http://www.facebook.com/#!/LifestyleLemonaid?ref=ts “
Dear Miss Blondie:
Lately my husband wants to have sex all the time and I have not really been in the mood. Do you have any advice as to how to hold him off or increase my sex drive?
From,
Not so into sex
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As if this is a bad thing? You should thank your lucky stars that your husband still wants you- and regularly! I have decided to tackle this question as the intro to MISS BLONDIE because this is the very topic that somehow creeps up at every Girls’ dinner. I believe wholeheartedly that you should NEVER say NO. We are all tired, we all multi-task daily, and many times the absolute LAST thing we want to do is have sex. However, I believe that if your guy is not getting it from you, he will get it elsewhere. That betrayal will be far worse than the ten minutes you have to put out to satisfy your man. And really, is it that terrible to have sex? If you just can’t get into IT, then fake it, prepare your list of things to do in your head, moan a few times, or fantasize about the hot trainer who helped you adjust your bike spin class. Happy Husband, Happy Marriage. The more intimacy you share with your husband, the more connected you will feel. Worse case scenario, if you are just not in the mood, then tell him to do his “dance” quickly because it is his session. I am not an MD but if your body just seems off, then consult a Doctor ASAP.
Jul 2010
PURE GENIUS
It is nice that people are making a valiant effort to aid in the war against flatulence. Think about all the times in yoga class when someone lets one rip while in down dog position. Are you kidding me? The marriage comfort blanket was one thing but this one takes the cake.
SUBTLE BUTT is a disposable gas neutralizer in the form of a patch of fabric which is placed in your undies. It has “an activated carbon layer….to which stench adheres and gets neutralized”. Let’s hope the same company can create a show tune to help “neutralize” the sound!
Can you imagine that in the age of I PADS, we also can proudly discuss our technological breakthroughs in the area of flatulence?
I am proud to be an American consumer. www.subtlebutt
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Jul 2010
YOU ASK AND MR. SWAGGER DELIVERS…
I couldn’t be happier to hear the unbelievable amount of requests for the suit maker from my post. I got an email from the boss and she said we had to get the information out there asap because people wanted to know how it all works so here ya go…. Here’s the deal, the suit makers are Master and Company and they are based in Hong Kong… They send the same tailor out to America twice a year and he’s incredible. English is average, tape measure works perfect though so it doesn’t matter. You’ll swear there is no chance he is getting it right but I promise… HE’S THE MAN…Here’s how it works… You make an appointment for him to meet you anywhere you want.. home, office, wherever. He shows up (always on time) with books and books and books of swatches and you take your pick. There is so much material you’ll be blown away. Whatever you want- pinstripes, solid, window panes, average weight for all seasons, heavier material or even wool for the cooler winters, or light material for the warm summers. You take your pick of patters, colors, buttons, where you want the pockets or what style, flat front or pleats, cuffs or no cuffs (it’s not 1989 so no cuffs and no pleats please- but it’s your money so you can do whatever you want)… WHATEVER YOU WANT, HE’LL DO IT. In fact, last year I was at Zegna and loved a suit that they had in the store. Almost pulled the trigger but knew “The Man” was coming 3 weeks later. Sure enough, he had the exact pattern that I saw in the store. I paid 1/3 of the price and it was made for me. He measures you right there, and then takes pictures on his digital camera of you from all profiles so he knows your body type when he goes back and gets to work. Bottom Line…. about 6 weeks later a box shows up and your suits are ready to go. If you’re impatient like me you can pay a little extra and you can get them faster. I’ve probably bought about 25 in the past 5 years and only once has there been an issue…. Somehow a miracle took place and I lost a couple pounds so all the suits were big. A quick trip to my tailor here and they were just right. Not as easy if you go the other way so be careful! He is fantastic, reliable, and precise. Best part- the price is right, TRUST ME. Next time we know he’s coming out we’ll send a post well ahead of time so you can make your appointments if you’d like. He usually comes in May and then again around October. I promise to let you know. Thanks for all the interest!
Jul 2010
BLIND DATING 101
Last Saturday night, we were out to dinner with another couple. As the night was winding down and the waiter was clearing the table, I looked around the restaurant and remarked out loud how much I love observing blind dates. That night, in particular, seemed to be a date heavy night. Some of the couples were sitting side by side in the booth while others sat in uncomfortable silence. The waiter laughed and remarked … “You have no idea.” From there, he told me hilarious stories about how many people pretend to go to the bathroom but really track down their waiters and tell them to forget dessert, bring the check, or just SPEED UP the meal. Date hell is such a reality and the waiter was clearly happy to oblige his customers. Scoring a date with the hot girl as a result of his intervention only sweetened the deal. I wish I thought of this solution to escape hideous dates back in my day. Even more challenging for me was navigating how to jump out of the moving car upon arrival at my apartment before being smothered with an unwanted kiss.
Jul 2010
SIDE SLEEPER OR TOP HEAVY?
Some inventions can be worth trying because the crazy visual almost outweighs the promised result. Case in point– Nothing ages a woman more than a wrinkled chest. Whether from sun damage or carrying a particularly heavy load on your chest, the surrounding skin is thin, senstive, quick to wrinkle, and hard to remedy with cosmetic injections or fillers. Introducing…KUSH, a sleep support for your breasts. Pretty unique accessory which was developed for sleep support in terms of spine alignment, relief of the pressure and weight of the breasts thus preventing wrinkles and folds in the cleavage area, comfort of the breasts during pregnancy, nursing, and other hormonal periods, and post-op comfort for breast augmentation. KUSH costs $24.99 and comes in many sizes and colors. Does it work? I have no idea but the premise is interesting and the YOU TUBE snippet is hysterical. Tune in…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCwythxdSk
Jul 2010
BIG DAY
News hit the street as posted by Nikki Finke on Deadline Hollywood. HBO is creating a show inspired by LIFESTYLE LEMONAID and specifically, the trials and tribulations of my marriage, a modern day LUCY and RICKY. I am beyond flattered that HBO believes in my blog to create a potential show out of it. I am also grateful to my readers and fans who support me daily in this crazy blogging journey of mine. Thanks for sipping the Lemonaid! www.deadlinelhollywood.com
On another note, I am so excited that everyone responded so positively to Mr. Swagger. You can expect to hear from Mr. Swagger several times a month. I find his perspective refreshing and a fabulous complement to my voice. Mr. Swagger will remain ANONYMOUS. However, I want to be clear that as much swagger as husband possesses, Mr. Lemonaid is NOT the voice of Mr. Swagger.
Jul 2010
MEET MR. SWAGGER
First of all- what an honor to be invited on to Lifestyle Lemonaid as the first male blogger! When I got the call from the boss I couldn’t have been more fired up! I hope I do her proud with this…
Come on guys… Let’s be honest with ourselves… You get into your 30′s and 40′s and its tough to look like you did in your 20′s. Admit it though please. Denial is bad. It’s a waste of time. If you are overweight, don’t tell people you feel “lean”.. or have your suits tailored like you are a European Soccer Player because you look awful. You gotta get to a gym, run, walk, whatever- That’s 101. If you are losing your hair, which you probably are you better cut that shit short, or shave your head- but stop growing it out, using products, and acting like you have hair. You know you don’t and so does everyone else. Look, I’m 35 years old, my hair got thin at 25 and I take it down with clippers to a “1” once a week religiously and I look fly, trust me… Ask my wife, or Mrs Lemonaid- they’ll tell you. I’m not doing Rogaine, Propecia, letting anyone put shots in my scalp- tried it, its bullshit. The fucking so called “best doctor in the country” had no hair. This dude has tried it all on himself and he looked like a walking test tube. Freaked me out to be honest. If he can’t figure it out, then how is it supposed to work for anyone else?
That said the best remedy for self confidence which is what you have zero of if you are getting hair plugs, or if you really even care that you are losing hair is one simple thing…. SWAGGER. First of all it’s FREE. You don’t need to see a doctor, you don’t have to go on-line to get it or feel like a loser when you are paying for it in a store. Trust me, if you work on it a bit, and have it you instantly have a leg up on EVERYONE around you. The whole world is insecure.. so if you are the one guy in the room who isn’t- you win automatically. Example: About 5 years ago I’m standing at an event talking to LL Cool J… “Ladies Love” Cool J ok? There aren’t many people on the planet cooler than this guy. Black, White, Brown, Purple… he’s the man and has been for over 20 years. The dude was wearing the sweetest white suit I had ever seen. I say to him, “Todd”-which is his real name, that suit is unreal… I could never pull that off”… He literally looked at me like we wanted to knock me out. He says “Man, don’t ever let me hear you say something like that again.. Of course you can… you can wear anything you want as long as YOU LOVE IT and YOU FEEL GREAT ABOUT YOURSELF. If you put this suit on and walk into a room like you own it you win every time.” True story, from that point on every suit I own I have had made for me. Whatever color (a bit sharper), whatever pattern (a bit more bold), whatever everything (pockets, handkerchiefs etc) however I want it. And by the way, I pay less than you all do for your suits GUARANTEED and the quality is as good if not better than any high end store you want to throw your credit cards down at I assure you. How you do that is for a different day if Mrs Lemonaid invites me back. Swagger is EVERYTHING. It’s how you dress, it’s how you talk, it’s how you walk into a restaurant, party, room or meeting. If you have swagger, and you believe who you are you can be losing some hair, and be a couple pounds heavier than you want to be (not over-weight) because swagger makes up for A LOT. So do yourself a favor and buy that suit you think may be too loud for you because it probably isn’t- or rock those shoes that you think may be to cool for you because they probably arent. Wear a tie that people have to say “Damn, check out that tie”… Shake hands a little firmer- and for godssake please look people in the eyes! Pick your chin up and stand tall with your shoulders back a bit more when you’re walking down the street, into a restaurant, or when you are trying to close a deal or EVEN BETTER THESE DAYS- trying to get a job! Act like you BELONG wherever you are. It all works… As my good friend and sure shot NFL Hall of Famer and NY Giant Michael Strahan said to me when he met my wife… “man, you sure out kicked your coverage bro.. you’re wife is beautiful and great.” He’s 100% right… And it was my swagger and confidence that landed her years back and it’s definitely one of the things she loves most about me. I’m just sayin fellas…. SWAGGER. You probably have it already but if you don’t, GET SOME.
Jul 2010
I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND
Husband loves concerts! A die hard 80′ fan, husband worships George Michael. In fact, we battle over which XM stations while driving together in the car. A lover of the 80′s channel, I much prefer 70′s or current hits. Either way, we love to go to concerts together. In fact, our second date was a to a Ricky Martin concert and I definitely questioned our future when I watched him gyrating his hips not in my direction. Nearly ten years later, we still attend concerts and are in the process of creating mini rock stars out of our boys. Point and shoot interests for the kids. It would be pretty cool to watch our kids as mini Timberlakes entertaining concert venues all over the world. Keep dreaming Mama!
Three months ago, husband and I went to see Lady Gaga. I confess, I am a huge fan and decided to dress as Gaga for the concert- platinum bangs and sky high stilettos! Husband and friends laughed at my get-up! As we entered the concert hall and walked down the aisle to our seats, my focus was on the people in the audience. Suddenly, I tripped and flew to the ground smashing my knees and flattening my Gaga bangs. Instead of Husband rushing to my side to pick me up, he stood there laughing and pointing at me. “I told you that your shoes were too high!” Luckily, my loyal friend LZ picked me up and brushed me off! Needless to say, I was not into my husband that night!
Two nights ago, we were fortunate to be invited to Kings of Leon concert at The Hollywood Bowl. I love, love, love Kings of Leon. Husband agreed to attend because off all of the times I took it for his music team. I wore flatter (not flat) shoes and managed to stay upright as we looked for the seats. I was watching my husband sway to “my” music and I had a love burst! I wrapped my arms around his waist and held his hand, so happy to be with him. As I held his familiar hand, it hit me that I truly do want to hold only his hand forever whether it is at an AHA concert, Metallica concert, or the weddings of our children. “Sex on Fire” is just the icing on the cake!
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Jul 2010
LOVE IT
I confess–I am a sucker for all things jewelry. When I stumble upon unique pieces of costume jewelry, I have no self control. Luckily, I leave the fine jewelry shopping up to Husband or else I would be left fingerless and unable to type these words. I devoted an entire wall in my closet to extended hooks in which to hang my necklaces in an organized fashion. The other day, I was at a birthday lunch at Fred Segal, Melrose. I had not been there in awhile and took a few minutes post lunch to do a quick perusal of the latest. My intention was purely to look NOT purchase. But the vintage jewelry in the gift section behind the restaurant was staggering! Clearly, Jill at the counter sniffed the intrigue and curiosity I was experiencing. I started checking out the Lulu Frost new pieces which are these fabulous large letter and numbers hanging on antique chains. Each piece is one of a kind and the actual letters and numbers are the original room numbers of the Plaza Hotel in NYC prior to the massive renovation. This piece of history spoke to me because my Father and Grandparents lived in NYC and we used to go to high tea at the hotel during the Thanksgiving holidays of my childhood. I, of course, opted for the initial of Husband’s first name to soften the blow of the purchase and aid in my justification defense. Just as I was signing the credit card receipt, some lucite and gold hoops circa some other era caught my eye. As I tried the fabulous pool party earrings on, other fabulous vintage pieces jumped into my view. The entire case came alive and I spent the next 30 minutes trying on the pieces and imagining myself at a Dynasty party along side Lynda Evans. Words could not do justice to the eye of this jewelry collector/designer. She is Nicole Mann Novick of the Garland Collection. Check out my picks! Http://garlandcollection.com Or Jill at Fred Segal 323/651-1800.
