“BODY SUGARING. THE NEW SMOOTH”

As all of my friends can attest, I hate hair!  This repulsion I have with hair is comedic considering I happen to have a head of hair which resembles a horse mane.  Additionally, as you loyal followers remember, I am married to a man who sadly does not resemble Mark Wahlberg’s hairless physique in old Calvin Klein ads.   Last Sunday, my family and I were eating lunch at Gaucho Grill. Now I must add that I have not eaten at Gaucho Grill since I discovered a long black hair in my manager’s special salad.  Three years later, my husband convinced me to give Gaucho a second chance. What are the odds that three years later at a different location, I would almost choke on another long black hair in the same salad.  Needless to say, Gaucho Grill is now a restaurant I will never dine at again.  Alas, I would love nothing more than to be instrumental in helping people who like me have great disdain for hair. 

I have tried every possible hair removal system on the market.  From waxing at Pink Cheeks alongside the strippers, to lasering at Blue Spa,  to testing out every razor on the market,  I am still hopeful that something painless and permanent will arrive. Yesterday I had the pleasure of trying an ancient hair removal process from the middle east ( no- not threading/ I would rather be the hairiest person on earth than be subjected to that torture again).  The process is called SUGARING.   A new salon called STUDIO ALEXANDRIA  LA which specializes in this ancient technique  just opened in Brentwood.   Besides being immaculate, the staff is amazingly kind, gentle and well versed on the process of sugaring.    After sugaring my arms and a few other specific areas, my body felt undeniably soft and smooth.  The results are supposed to last for six weeks.   Based on your pattern of hair growth, the sugar lady will set up appointments to maintain the new hair free you.    Eventually, the hair will stop growing and the chore of regular maintenance will be a distant memory.   Even better, if you are hungry while at the salon, the sugar is edible and tastes like salt water taffy.  (eat some before it used to remove the hair!)  Men and women are welcome!  Whether it is “perfect man-brows” or a “designer” bikini, you will be thrilled!

 Little does my lovely gorilla know that he will be first up on the table for a “full back with shoulders.” 

www.studioalexandriala.com

Comments

  1. Karen says:

    Hilarious! I was a big manager’s special fan – but the black hair business is just wrong! Can’t wait to hear what the gorilla thinks of it!

  2. Lisa says:

    Given how much you hate hair, and how many methods you have tried, I would be cro-magnon not to try this. thanks.

  3. cubby says:

    So I came across your blog, and I am very impressed, beside being a super hot milf, I think you have a real gift in your writing keep up the good work and looking forward to hearing more about your life and hopefuly seeing more pictures of you… take care!!!!

    Sincerly,
    Cubby in Encino

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