STUDIO 35+

The other day I received an email from a friend asking me what would be a cool spot to go dancing with her husband on a Saturday night.  First, I was flattered that she chose to ask me.  Although, I drift to sleep at night thinking of myself as some sort of a MAVEN, the reality is I am an almost forty year old mother with a slew of part time careers.  I fancy myself ”cooler” than I am but- hey- I amuse myself.  As I typed the list of current hot spots, I realized how pathetic I was.  In order to go to one of these clubs (voyeur!) I would have to get myself put on a list and subject myself to trying to look hotter than the 20 somethings of young hollywood.  Not an easy task!  And then it hit me like a disco ball, (calling all investors) somebody should open a supper/ night club for the over 30 crowd.  Except for a few 40th birthday parties or a second wedding, the extent of our tripping the night fantastic is limited to and starts with a four o’ clock roll in the hay, a gluttonous fancy dinner at a she-she restaurant,  a dessert of self serve frozen yogurt from the local menchies and finally, cuddling while watching the tevo recording of 48 HOURS mystery where either the husband or wife offs eachother.  Wouldn’t it be more exciting to go dancing with all of your friends at an age appropriate dance club where everybody knows eachother?  Instead of sleeping off those dinner and wine calories, we could shimmy around the dance floor and sex it up with our husbands or crushes.  I know my husband would look particularly hot in a pair of skinny jeans and a fitted black t-shirt.