SPRING BREAK 2010 – MILF MOMMY STYLE

Tis the night before the spring break trip, (moms and kids only), and all through the house, husbands were dreaming, bye bye to the spouse… Little did he know, we would be humming WHERE THE BOYS ARE… as our mini-van soars down the highway.  Bikini- check, spray tan- check, freshy manicured toes in a springy color-check, kids and I pod touches and the kids camp receipts- check.  We are ready to go, suitcases by the door. Our departure time will be at 7 am sharp, Starbucks to pick up, and a pit stop at the Cabazon outlets to make.  After buying the kids water toys at the outlet toy store, we will scoot through Bottega.  Shortly after, we will then reload into the car, our destination a mere thirty minutes away.  The kids will squeal with glee as visions of the waterslides will come into view.  Is that a mirage?  I think not!  The sunblock will be applied, the kids will jump into the pool, and the hot milfs will settle into an afternoon of crisp Sauvignon Blanc and piles of trashy magazines.