Jun 2010
CAMELFLAGE
Anyone heard of CAMELFLAGE? To quote my husband, it’s another smart idea that his wife did not come up
with… like those JUICY ladies. In any event, CAMELFLAGE is the cure-all super panty for unsightly camel toe. Hot off the press, an actual Lemonaid drinker, has been sporting these panties and getting lots of action.
“Shhhhh…Women have their beauty and fashion secrets and this is one of them. If you are an active, fashion conscious or contemporary woman then Camelflage panties are for you. These aren’t your ordinary panty, they were specifically designed to smooth out your feminine parts under tight clothing. Yoga and exercise pants, leggings, tight shorts, skinny jeans or even some work trousers can have a shorter inseam. You have enough to worry about these days; the last thing you need to think about is your panties riding up during your cardio kick boxing class.”
“The insert is sewn into the panty – your protection is always secure! Learn more about how these panties work to keep you confident, comfortable and smooth in tight situations. You will feel safe and secure knowing you aren’t “that girl” everyone is laughing at behind your back. The Original Visual Privacy UndergarmentTM with Camelflage!TM”
Right? www.camelflage.com
Jun 2010
SMART CHICK
Got some free time? Tune in to this interesting interview with Alexis Maybank, Founder and President of GILT as seen on “This Week in Start Ups.”
Jun 2010
MIRACLE SPRAY
Imagine an all white 40th birthday party on a cool summer night. (yes, Husband, all girls.) The sun was setting, the glasses were clinking, the vino was flowing, and celebration was in the air. I was thrilled to be included and arrived in a crisp white dress, fresh spray tan, and excitement for the birthday girl. As we all congregated around the bar, most girls opted for the signature martini. Other brave friends remained loyal to a full bodied Cabernet. In any event, everyone was feeling loose (oops, I meant relaxed.) A few of us were engaged in a belly-grabbing, laugh out loud conversation. As one friend began to gesticulate wildly, her delicious glass of RED wine sloshed all over her snow-white pant suit. We were silent! Kind of like the hushed moment when a dinner guest spills red wine all over the gorgeous imported one of a kind dining room rug. She took it in stride and promised me that her white suit would be snowy again. The next day, friend who spilled the wine emailed me that her outfit was in tip top shape for the next white party and that red wine would always be her poison. She then divulged her miracle spray. Introducing WINE AWAY— need I say more! www.wineaway.com
Jun 2010
TYCOON SIGHTING
Some people freak when they meet The Jonas Brothers. I, on the other hand, get more satisfaction when
I meet people I truly admire. I have always been impressed by powerful women in the business world. Not that I don’t appreciate how cute Joe Jonas is! Last week, I was fortunate enough to be introduced to Mindy Grossman, the CEO of Home Shopping Network. What I loved most about Mindy was her sharp as a pistol brain packaged as a hot blonde chick with a rockin body and rad fashion taste. With hair the same color as mine, I had discovered my new idol. Imagine the wicked combination: Sharp, hot, mother, business mogul, stylish – I was impressed. Not only was Mindy charming and warm, she practiced what she preached and was adorned in HSN jewelry. I, too, made sure I was dripping in my HSN jewels. It did not take long for Mindy to identify which of her designers I was wearing. HSN remains a daily stop on my internet surf trips.
Jun 2010
OFF THE RICHTER SCALE
Earthquakes are a reality in California. As a native, I have experienced earthquakes but still feel stumped
each time one occurs. Should I take cover under a doorway, find the nearest desk as we did in grade school, or stop, drop, and roll? Some earthquakes are realized after they are over. Some trigger more damage. One night, I was deep asleep, floating between REM levels. The cocktails from the night before still flowing through my system. All of a sudden, I was jolted awake by what I thought was a massive body shaking earthquake. I ripped the eyemask from my face, rubbed my eyes, and attempted to survey the damage. As I turned my head to the left to wake my motionless husband, I noticed an ABRUPT stop to the shaking motion. How strange, I thought to myself, maybe I was having the type of dream where for example, your ski falls off. I resumed my sleep position and closed my eyes. Not ten seconds later, the shaking began again. As I half opened my eyes and turned my head ever so slightly in my husband’s direction, I realized that the earthquake I was experiencing was the vigorous shaking motion of my darling husband pleasuring himself. Guess he did not want to disturb my beauty sleep!
Jun 2010
THIS TRUMPS ALL…
Because I only have ONE friend who looks breathtaking with her pale ivory complexion (she has long red hair) I do take self tan research very seriously. I tend to switch back and forth
between my fave drugstore brands (Dove and L’Oreal) depending on the event. If I am embarking on a weekend away or a full week by the ocean, I resort to more serious methods like a full body spray tan. I blogged last summer about my personal friend and spray tan guru Svetlana Feller of Spray Di Sole. In addition to being on speed dial for many a celebrity, she makes herself available at all hours for the mom crew. Svetlana and her partner Lisa are continually pouring time, energy and money into staying ahead of the research game in the tanning world. Whether it be organic potions or the latest of tanning tools and “secret” methods, these are the girls to transform your winter skin to summer ready. Whereas most spray tans begin to crackle off and resemble dry oatmeal, the spray di sole tan just fades away. One quick exfoliation with the special prescribed scrub and you are prepped and ready for another tan. The best part of all is that Spray Di Sole has invented a home self tan touch up “gun” which requires no batteries or electricity. A quick touch up spray on the face and chest and you are on your way. So easy yet so necessary! The only thing we need is for Spray Di Sole to create a waterproof self tan formula and a tan extender with SPF. HINT HINT GIRLS!
“Spray di Sole offers a guilt-free, sun-kissed, custom spray tan. Catering to celebrity clientele, moms, dads, and executives on the go, a Spray di Sole spray tan will leave you feeling fabulous and looking beautifully bronze! Request our mobile spray services from our affiliates nationwide. We come to your home or office…set up, spray you, and leave… all in about a 1/2 hour.
No mess, no fuss, no driving to and from the salon, just a beautiful tan that will leave you feeling refreshed and looking radiant.”
or you can schedule an appointment at their Studio City facility. www.spraydisole.com
Jun 2010
LOVE IT
Truly the line of the month! It kills husband and I everytime we hear it. Imagine this– super hot guy, I mean smokin’ hot! His girl is not a looker and definitely does not bring anything obvious to the table. 
I asked my “sharp as a pistol” / “tell it like it is” friend who is also the owner and CEO of WIKKED PRODUCTIONS to explain why the hottie is sticking around? To paraphrase my friend…That girl has a “comeback p- – -y! ” (vajayjay would be my word choice. ) In any event, he keeps coming back for more.
Jun 2010
THE BACKPACK IS BACK
I actually waited a bit to write this because I was not sure I
wanted to report on this trend until I was able to recover my first and only nylon Prada Backpack from the abyss of my garage. As I wiped the dust from the straps and posed in the mirror, that happy day back in the early 90′s when my mother surprised my sister and I with matching black designer backpacks for our April birthdays came rushing back. I swear that was one of my all time favorite birthday presents because it was my first foray into the designer handbag world. Last February, when I was in NYC with my family and I was trying to figure out which bag to carry that would not target me to a mugger, I opted for a cross body satchel. It was that trip in NYC where I first noticed the return of the backpack. When you compare a backpack to the heavy totes that we all ”lug” around, it actually makes more sense in terms of balancing the weight of all we carry across the body. Why did the backpack lose its high profile spot in the closet and get buried in the dark and dusty corners of the garage? Although I still have my nylon sac, I must admit I have opted to return to my 80′s fave instead… LE SPORT SAC. I already broke down last year and purchased their black patent leather fanny pack and plan to purchase the matching backpack. Too bad I do not have daughters to will my Prada backpack.. those lucky future daughter-in-laws.
Jun 2010
D.I.L.F
I was checking out my husband last night as we were driving to dinner at Bouchon. Unwinding from work, Husband was not yet in the mood to engage in chatter with me. The sun was going down and I was watching him maneuver the vehicle. The self-tan he had just applied was glistening on his face and it struck me, my husband is a BABE. He was mouthing the words to his idol George Michael- “You gotta have Faith” and had ceased fire on picking on me. We arrived at the restaurant and sat down to dinner to a “new” couple. As their sparks flew, I realized that after ten years, I was still thrilled to be partners with my husband. Though he can be rough around the edges, he is funny and has a heart of SOLID gold. He proudly wears his wedding ring and is convinced that it is his single best accoutrement (next to our kids) which helps solicit attention from other women. Good for him, I am not threatened. In any event, husband has declared himself a D.I.L.F and I wholeheartedly agree.
Jun 2010
LOVE IT
ACTUALLY COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT! Thanks to my amazing Pilates friend and instructor Jessica McTighe.
“With 85% less fat and 40% fewer calories than regular peanut butter, Better ‘n Peanut Butter is befriending weight watchers from all across America. Better ‘n Peanut Butter is the most impressive diet peanut butter on the market because it is the ONLY true diet peanut butter on the market. Where other brands fail at offering a diet peanut butter with their so-called “reduced fat” products, we hold true in providing only real diet solution. And if you think you are going to have to sacrifice taste, think again. Better ‘n Peanut Butter tastes just as good as regular with the added benefit of knowing you’re doing something good for your body.” betternpeanutbutter.com
