HUSBAND IS THE NEW BACHELOR

NOT!  This vision about killed me!  Last night as I sat on the edge of my bed, anticipating who Ali was going to choose, Husband was teasing incessantly.  ”you are dumbing yourself down,  look at you- acting like you are about to be kissed for the first time…get a life!”  I must say, I have always loved Roberto but Chris was beginning to make headway with me.  I could see how torn Ali was and I felt her pain.  Ultimately, her instinct won and she chose Roberto- may their love last a long time.  As the show re-ran clips of their journey, I found myself salivating out loud about Roberto’s body.  OMG! what a hottie- tall, dark, handsome, sick abs!  I was hooked!  Suddenly, I sensed movement to the left side of my peripheral vision.  Mind you it was 11:00 pm at night!  The lights were off and I was prepared to go to sleep once the show finished.  I felt a whoosh of air and could not believe my eyes.  Husband was standing upright, shirtless, and doing bicep curls.  At this point, I was hysterical.  ”honey, you are a babe, tire and all…. you are better than Roberto. In fact, forget Chris as the next Bachelor (spotted Chris and Bachelor producers and Chris Harrison at the Dodger game last week.)  I think you should throw your hat in the ring.

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