The last few nights have been bone chilling cold in my house. Darling husband pretends that putting on the heat at night gives him headaches. However, I know the truth…. He simply does not want to pay! This is acceptable on most occasions except when the rest of the family’s teeth are chattering. I am so desperate at this point that I want to sleep in a scalding hot bath tub with my boys. I experience this same phenomenon in the summer. Suddenly, heat does not cause him ailments, air conditioning is his new enemy. Whatever the excuse, I have been forced to adjust and sometimes wonder why we service our HVAC units at all. Hell, we should just auction them off on bay. Last Christmas, Santa left me a BIG box. My dreams of toasting the New Year with some large sparkler adorning my finger wrapped in a small box was shattered. Instead, I tore open the box while husband sat there smiling like a cheshire cat. (I am violently allergic to cats!) Inside the box was an adult sized footsie pajama with a cherry red lip pattern. For the cold nights, he explained, and look there is even a drop seat for when you have to visit the ladies room. Poor guy, should have bought one with a front panel as his sexual escapades on the cold nights would be severely limited. Yet, sometimes, Husband complains about the unsexy PJ’S I wear at night. Mixed message right? At the very least, I have invested in some super fluffy socks which keep my feet toasty at night. In any event, it brings me to the question of the day: at what point is it okay to leave your socks on while having sex?
SEX AND SOCKS
November 11, 2010 By 10 Comments