SEX AND SOCKS

The last few nights have been bone chilling cold in my house. Darling husband pretends that putting on the heat at night gives him headaches. However, I know the truth…. He simply does not want to pay! This is acceptable on most occasions except when the rest of the family’s teeth are chattering. I am so desperate at this point that I want to sleep in a scalding hot bath tub with my boys. I experience this same phenomenon in the summer. Suddenly, heat does not cause him ailments, air conditioning is his new enemy. Whatever the excuse, I have been forced to adjust and sometimes wonder why we service our HVAC units at all. Hell, we should just auction them off on bay. Last Christmas, Santa left me a BIG box. My dreams of toasting the New Year with some large sparkler adorning my finger wrapped in a small box was shattered. Instead, I tore open the box while husband sat there smiling like a cheshire cat. (I am violently allergic to cats!) Inside the box was an adult sized footsie pajama with a cherry red lip pattern. For the cold nights, he explained, and look there is even a drop seat for when you have to visit the ladies room. Poor guy, should have bought one with a front panel as his sexual escapades on the cold nights would be severely limited. Yet, sometimes, Husband complains about the unsexy PJ’S I wear at night. Mixed message right? At the very least, I have invested in some super fluffy socks which keep my feet toasty at night. In any event, it brings me to the question of the day: at what point is it okay to leave your socks on while having sex?

Comments

  1. karen says:

    I say why not keep ‘em on?!?! Better than icey feet!

  2. Social Gypsy says:

    it’s never ok! ; )

  3. lee says:

    households around the country feel your pain about the heat. get some space heaters.

  4. l says:

    Good post. Thank you for the share.

  5. Lena says:

    IMHO you’ve got the right aenswr!

  6. Marie says:

    I think that the number one rule is no clothing during sex at all…especially socks!

  7. Patricia says:

    My boyfriend wears his socks everytime we have sex whether it is cold or not. Haven’t ever asked his reasoning. Maybe when the clothes are being thrown off it takes too long to do the socks. Leave them on sweetie they really don’t matter.

  8. Missy says:

    Knee socks are sexy

  9. Thanks for this blog. very good .. Hope to witness more from you.

  10. MJ says:

    If you’re really into each other it doesn’t matter

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