TRIP-ISMS

While in Hong Kong celebrating our anniversary, a few things occurred worth sharing…..

1. Told with a vigorous shake of the head that they only have SMALL sizes while at the Fred Segal of China. In other words, there was nothing that would fit me.

2. Departing the W Hong Kong at 5 am en route to Beijing and the doorman telling husband that he looks like Vin Diesel.

3. H&M salesman laughing at me when asking where the Lanvin section was at 5 pm. All 900 items sold out in 15 min at 8 am!!

4. But, most importantly—– Only wear black on an airplane if you plan to drink red wine and take a sleeping pill. As I was mid conversation with Husband, the sleeping pill kicked in, I passed out and the wine I was holding spilled all over me, the satin blanket, and the leopard eye mask. Instead of cleaning me up, Husband took uncompromising photos and blasted them out to select friends. With the plane circling above LAX, I awoke nine hours later, horrified by the angry red stain covering the entire front of my shirt. I looked like an infant who had projectile vomited cranberry juice. (hideous picture!)