Dear Miss Lemonaid,
My husband loves to go to Vegas with his buddies. He usually gets a massage and it involves a “happy ending.” I am not thrilled about this but I don’t want to be an uptight wife. Help!
- Unhappy with Endings
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Dear Unhappy with Endings-
I agree with you! If my husband were to jet off to Vegas with the guys and get massaged with a Happy Ending, I would be unhappy. I would be pissed if he got massaged in any city with a happy ending. If I allowed these type of massages, what message would I be giving him? Orgies, Three ways, open marriage- PASS, dream on! I would proudly accept the uptight description. Pose the question to your husband, a happy ending for you? I would bet my last dollar that a double standard would exist! Stand up for yourself and tell him how you feel.
Usually involves a happy ending? Usually? So this is a regular occurrence and now she’s asking if it’s okay? F*** (with a capital f) no it’s not okay. I can’t decide if his stones are the biggest or smallest ever for posing the question or if he’s just an insensitive and selfish scumbag delivering an unhappy marriage message in the most heartless and brutal way possible. The situation is wrong on so many levels I wouldn’t even begin to know what to ask first.
Love your advice, queen sipper. “Honey, all my personal training sessions end with an explosive orgasm. It burns calories and keeps my tush muscles toned. Why are you being so uptight about it?”