Kids just say the damndest things. The other day as Husband and I were trying to get 9 year old into our bed for a Saturday morning family cuddle, he made a witty statement that will forever be in our family vocabulary. Several posts back, I described the mattress conflict that Husband and I survived. As we were tugging at our son, fighting for the cuddle, he started hysterically laughing. Seconds later, he declared that Mommy’s side is Heaven and Daddy’s side is Hell. Oh what a smart little boy….














