Having sex with your husband while sharing one hotel room with the whole family can be challenging. Case in point: A dear friend recently told me about an embarrassing close call while otherwise engaged. Four days into their summer trip, the wife was dying to get her rocks off. Yeah yeah, I am sure the Mr. was as well but it’s good to recognize that women too have needs. They had just gotten back from dinner where a few Mai Tai’s were consumed. As the kids settled into the cots, Mom and Dad went to “brush their teeth.” It was their moment and the coast was clear. He sat down on the toilet and dropped his pants as if he was going to the bathroom. She took her pants completely off to straddle him. Up and down she went until she heard her daughter’s voice. She jumped off her husband as her ass ass blew in the breeze. Her daughter barges in JUST as she stands up and immediately starts the interrogation. My brilliant friend explained that she was waiting in line to pee since Daddy was taking such a long time. Way to think on your feet my dear friend, no pun intended.